holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway
choosing kenny in episode five like
Honestly I can’t even count how many times I’ve seen Jurassic park but that hasn’t stopped me from watching it literally every time it’s on tv
look at this sweet gender bent iron man design
#YES FUCKING YES #EXFUCKINGACTLY #TONY DIDN’T PUT A BUTTCRACK AND DETAILED COCKHEAD ON HIS SUIT #IRON MAIDEN WOULDN’T HAVE IMPRACTICAL FUCKING BOOBS OR A MOTHERFUCKING TUMMY GAP #TAKE YOUR OVERSEXUALISATION AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR TIGHT ANUS WRAPPED IN SANDPAPER #THIS IS FUCKING RIGHT #goddamn I get angry about this kind of shit
ten years later clem’s eating breakfast and suddenly looks off into the distance and squints
"they were talking about sex."
wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET
Jane keeps Clementine around because she was lonely and admits this if you choose to walk away from her.
Kenny lets her go despite being lonely because he actually does what’s best for her.
Psycho Krieg - Borderlands 2 Cosplay
Cosplayer: Leon Chiro
every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend
If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying
me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up